Stop the sex jokes right now. Just stop them. The Chub isn’t about that. It’s about gluttony. In the new app, called The Chub, the title character is hungry and is chomping his way to the “end” of an endless runner game.
The difference is that The Chub is an endless “Waddler” that rumbles through the darkest corridors of H-E-Double hockey sticks, but always has a happy ending – Eating All The Food.
“Last thing I remember is choking on a extra-fried, double-bacon cheeseburger with extra butter,” said the Chub, “and then I woke up in this really hot place. And any place this warm has gotta be a kitchen, right? So where’s all the food? ‘Cause I really need it INSIDE ME.”
Look At All These Cool Things You Get To Do In Each Sitting:
* Feed the Chub and make him happy
* Stare at food and be happy
* Avoid pointy objects
* Bounce people off of your perfectly distended belly
* Teleport to other places like cool sci-fi guys
* Eat – Like – Hell
The Chub features an intuitive tilt mechanism and moving obstacles that will challenge both novice and experienced gamers throughout the three worlds and 30 levels. Early analytics from the Canadian launch show that more than 70 percent of users who have played in a zone (a world of at least six levels), have completed an entire zone. That’s a lot of calories!
* iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch
* Requires iOS 6.0 or later
* 62.4 MB
Pricing and Availability:
The Chub is free and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Games category. Yes, it’s a weird concept, but at least it won’t cost you anything to experiment.