Dig the daring of ee cummings? Love the lyricism of Lord Byron? Want the wisdom of Walt Whitman? Then this isn’t the app for you! Purple Falcon today announces Robo-Poet 1.2, its new entertainment app for iOS. Robo-Poet randomizes and matches endless phrases to hilarious effect. He’s been programmed to be a poet. But due to bugs in his software, he mixes everything up and outputs dreadful poetry. The resulting nonsense recalls the inspired idiocy of Monty Python and writings of Woody Allen. His frightening verse is sure to entertain, annoy and irritate even the most serious-minded individuals.
A typical example:
“She is beautiful today
Give that bear a poke
Shy thimbles run away
The blighter was a bloke.”
* Tap on the “Another!” button to generate a new bit of rhyming nonsense.
* Tap the share button to send the horrific poetry to your friends via text, email, Twitter, and Facebook
Standing apart from the vast sea of sameness in mobile apps, Purple Falcon’s “Robo” series of applications offer a welcome and refreshing change. Aside from Poet, the software company also offers Robo-Philosopher and Robo-Doctor.
* iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch
* Requires iOS 6.0 or later
* Optimized for iPhone 5
* 0.7 MB Hard Drive space
Pricing and Availability:
Robo-Poet 1.2 is only $0.99 USD (or equivalent amount in other currencies) and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Entertainment category.